Cream Jeans 

A word invented by Tenacious D to express when something is so incredibly awesome that you cream in your jeans.

"This next band asked me to read this... Stay here if you don't mind cream in your jeans"

-Announcer from HBO Tenacious D series

"Me, me and KG, we're all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans!"

-Taken from "Double Team" by TenaciousD

Cream Jeans by TenaciousDDDDDD April 28, 2006

Jeansing 

The act of dry sex while wearing denim pants.- Verb

I threw on my Armani Denim cause I knew she was so down to jean.

Erica and I were Jeansing untill 5 in the morning

Jeansing by Kostelnik DiGiovine February 6, 2009

Jeandy 

Wonderful, handsome, generous, and kind. The best friend and roommate you could ever hope for. Very critical of strangers, particularly those with the absense of fashion and or common sense.

I just locked my keys in my car for the third time this week! I'm so lucky to have a Jeandy!

Jeandy by criticaltoo February 3, 2010

emo jeans 

jeans that look like they are too tight to walk in, (and look EXTREMELY good) even though people who do wear them will find that they are one of the most confortable types of jeans in the world Also known as "Drainpipes". Can be worn by girls or boys.

Person who doesnt wear "emo jeans": Dude, can you walk in them? they look WAY too tight.
Emo Kid who does wear "emo jeans": Yes I can walk in them. Here, try some! *throws "emo jeans" to the dude*
*Person who doesnt wear "emo jeans" puts them on*
Person who now DOES wear "emo jeans": WOW!! They are so comfortable!

emo jeans by Stacie-Jane May 30, 2006

market jeans 

shitty jeans with gay skulls on the pocket and skate written on em

joe cadigan and his gromit market jeans

market jeans by joe rowland November 25, 2004

My Jeans - Jenna Rose 

A seriously stupid song... A younger Rebecca Black. World chaos. Jeez, the world is ever so weird.

In this song, she explains that certain celebrities are wearing her jeans. Probably worse than Friday. Best used if you are trying to torture somebody.

Jack: I listened to My Jeans - Jenna Rose yesterday.
Jo: Oh? How was it?
Jack: Let's say... I almost died.

My Jeans - Jenna Rose by Annabeth<3 August 23, 2011

mom jeans 

when elastic banded jeans/SLACKS/pants are pulled up WAY past the waist!! (not flattering) Usually accompanied by a sexy cardigan boasting birds or wildlife, and accessorized with a quilted purse. Also known as high pantsing..

HAHAHAHAHA!! Check out the douche wearing the MOM JEANS and fanny pack. What a loser!!!

mom jeans by pones McChicken fingaz November 1, 2003