Jacket potato

Female genitalia.

Would you like some pork in your jacket potato love?

by Maaklaar August 14, 2011

jacked

pissed,drugfucked etc.

did you get jacked last night?
you gonna get jacked this weekend?

by john clark February 8, 2004

jackerbating

to ejecaulate with lots of emotion and hardness; to masturbate with lots of force

Brandon Penton was jackerbating with his friend Owen Strassner; and Brandon Penton jizzed on Owen's cabinents.

by Brazzzerss May 23, 2010

jacketing

to get a crusty/dirty/wet/all around rank jacket and pull it down over someone's head

'Whiteside gave Callum the jacketing of a lifetime.'

'Shit! I dropped my jacket in that muddy puddle. I guess i better use it to jacket someone!'

by codino July 20, 2008

Phone jacked

When your friend asks to *Borrow* your phone for "real quick" and ends up taking way to long with it whether it be five minutes to an hour.

Dustin: Hey lemme use your phone real quick
Mike: Okay man.
30 mins later.. Can I have my phone back
Dustin *Still In arguement with girlfriend*

Mike: "Great, Ive been Phone Jacked."

by Fitzyyyym February 23, 2011

Grandpa jacket

The sagging skin on a very old penis.

He spilled red wine all over his pants, and he went to take them off right there in the restaurant. Good thing he had a grandpa jacket so no one really saw his dong.

by grandpaJacket March 18, 2011

banana jacked

To have ones shirt cut off by ones own pocket knife by a person with a banana in their shirt.

She banana jacked me again.

by OneHotBlondGirl August 22, 2017