nine ironed

blasted. Stoned out of the universe. Torpedoed

Jack got some really good weed and got nine ironed.

I was so nine ironed I couldn't even find my car.

by JustQ September 29, 2012

the tire iron

grab four girls unless you are caleb then insert each end of the tire iron in their vagina cavities or assholes if your caleb then have fun! unless your caleb

you, you, you, and you i got the tire iron...wanna hang out?...unless your caleb

by shark bait ho haha February 22, 2010

mississippi curling iron

you wrap the hair of your lady friend around your erect penis and commence to masturbate and shoot your ejaculate down the back of her neck.

hey tom dizzle i did what you said and gave my girl a mississippi curling iron haahaha!!!

by Tom dizzle June 22, 2011

the big iron

The hardest any single man can get.
You my friend, have truly peaked once you reach the big iron.

This make my iron into the big iron. I mean.. like.. the B I G I R O N.

by Oh dear g o d October 27, 2018

Iron Maiden

A BAD Judas Priest impersonation.

Iron Maiden can suck my wang.

by }{{}}{ October 8, 2005

ironic

A descriptive form for describing someone who is acting wimpy or like a Canadian.

Zoyd is totally an ironic guy.

by Nevis September 22, 2007

ironing

(v)- to masturbate

the term originated in a small group of mmorpg players when someone came up with the excuse of "i'm ironing" when everyone accused him of masturbating to pornography

player 1: there he goes masturbating again

player 2: wtf i'm ironing

player 1: so that's what the kids are calling it these days

by Dallan August 14, 2006