"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"it doesn't feel as goooooood."
"too bad!"
"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"i'm allergic to latex."
"oh, okay then."
"it doesn't feel as goooooood."
"too bad!"
"what are you doing, use a condom!"
"i'm allergic to latex."
"oh, okay then."
by kccc=] August 14, 2007
He:Hey what kinda browser do you use?
She(or He):Huh?Sorry I'm blonde
He:....Do you press letter E to get online or a fox inside a circle?
She(or He):Huh?Sorry I'm blonde
He:....Do you press letter E to get online or a fox inside a circle?
by otab84 August 18, 2008
A phrase used to signify that a previous comment one made was not intended to cause offense or annoyance, but was simply a statement of a personal opinion or an observation that the stater doesn't care enough to fight over.
Person A: That video you posted looked faked to me.
Person B: Why are you being a troll?
Person A: I'm not trolling, I'm just sayin'.
Person B: Why are you being a troll?
Person A: I'm not trolling, I'm just sayin'.
by not_trollin' August 15, 2010
by fullmetal pharoh October 12, 2009
laughable expression by malaysian punks who tried to pick my pocket and got caught.
i'm sure they meant "i'm in your face"
my boots were the only thing in their face.
i'm sure they meant "i'm in your face"
my boots were the only thing in their face.
world traveler: wow isnt kuala lumpur nice.
idiots: I'M YOUR FACE! GIVE THE MONEY!
world traveler: (kicks their asses)
idiots: I'M YOUR FACE! GIVE THE MONEY!
world traveler: (kicks their asses)
by paytoilet February 26, 2010
I phrase used by young people, similar to yolo who enjoy living and want to do everything that they can when they have the chance instead of missing the opportunity and behaving like old/middle aged people when they could be having fun.
If this is properly followed it leads to the most memorable nights in your life.
If this is properly followed it leads to the most memorable nights in your life.
Jack: I'm going to a party
Jack's mum: Why?
Jack: Cause I'm young
Tom: Dude why the hell are doing this?
Jack: Cause I'm young
Jack's mum: Why?
Jack: Cause I'm young
Tom: Dude why the hell are doing this?
Jack: Cause I'm young
by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret December 23, 2012
Like the expression, "I'm all ears" juiced up for the Internet.
To be used in e-mails and mostly text or instant messaging and chat.
I am ready, willing and able to read what it is you are typing.
All my attention is on what you are typing.
To be used in e-mails and mostly text or instant messaging and chat.
I am ready, willing and able to read what it is you are typing.
All my attention is on what you are typing.
(Like an IM conversation or chat room conversation)
Conjunction_Vitus: Hey, are you paying attention to what I'm saying?
Jut_Unions_Convict: Yes, I'm all eyes.
Conjunction_Vitus: Hey, are you paying attention to what I'm saying?
Jut_Unions_Convict: Yes, I'm all eyes.
by Trent Kuver April 10, 2009