hocketmelophilia

term for being sexually aroused by tasty bass splits and runs.

damn, i had some major hocketmelophilia after hearing Santa Clara Bass Line.

by khgfkhgc December 12, 2012

hockey pucks

Derogatory term for Canadians

Those damned hockey pucks and their prime minister!

by jk.hfgi. January 8, 2014

hockoholic

someone who is addicted to watching pro hockey.

that guy never studies because he is a hockoholic

by Sportsguy1991 May 1, 2014

Hockey Face

One who has a distorted, mis-shaped face due to getting punched or slammed in the face. Like how hockey players faces are from being beaten so many times, their broken noses, cheeks, missing teeth and overall "dumb" look on their faces forms a "hockey face"

Boxers on UFC have some gnarly "hockey face" just like those of hockey players.

by GingerSass541 May 26, 2014

hockey cunt

Someone, typically an adolescent, who uses the fact that he plays hockey as an excuse to be an asshole and extremely sensitive to anything regarding him/her.

As Al goes in for the punch after Hockey Cunt insults him, Hockey Cunt says "You can't punch me, I play hockey bitch"

by Silly_Ghillie March 21, 2016

hocunter

A general word for a person that does something so terrible that you have no other word to define them.

Rebecca: Has anyone told you that Laura fucked the entire football team an hour after you broke up?

Brenden: Oh my God, I've always known she was a fucking hocunter!

by Goestwoways May 23, 2016

Hockenberger

The most amazing, wierd, people in the world. No one can get in the way of our wierd and know one can get in out way. Leave us alone or we will bitch slap yoy and go all bully on your butt. Have fun dealing with a Hockenberger!

Watch out or I will go all Hockenberger on you butt!

by Butthole101 May 18, 2016