HandBrownie

When you are feeling depressed because you are moving and your best friend, who absolutely adores you & hates the idea of you being sad, sends you a picture of a brownie chunk to make you feel happy.

I’m sad, I hope Lem gives me a HandBrownie so hard.

by Bullseyelem April 25, 2024

Handkerchiefing

Verb; Keeping someone handy for your own uses, be it sexual, personal or other, but also keeping the ability to put them away when they aren't useful to you at the moment. A form of emotional abuse. From the word Handkerchief, a piece of fabric carried to blow ones nose when needed and hidden when not.

I thought he was a really nice guy but realized he was just handkerchiefing me while he tried to get back with his ex.

by Nokto November 25, 2024

Haider Goggins

Sigma nr.1. A man with the worlds best mentality. He wakes up before Ashton Hall everyday, and runs a Death Valley Race every morning and evening. He games, chats and watch TV. He also plays football, and he's secretly CR7. He's also the best rizzler with 10000 aura points.

Person 1: I am better than you.
Person 2: F..ck you, I am Haider Goggins

by SkibidiHaider1 April 3, 2025

Handbrake

When you're about to perform the pull-out method on a bad bitch and then pull up on your dick like a car handbrake and cum on your own face

Dude this girl I hooked up with last night didn't want my cum so I pulled the handbrake

by Blocboy April 9, 2025

Hangering Out

You are mad about being somewhere with people. You just chill and keep your mouth shut,

Was at a funeral for my best friend. Watching all these fake people pretend they were the best friend, yet they were never there for support. I'll just sit here hangering out until this is over. When is the funeral brunch, I am hungry.

by Jess Andrew April 23, 2025

Handjeroni

A hand job from a woman. When a woman pleasures a man with her hand(s).

My wife is on her period, so she wouldn't have sexual intercourse with me. She did however pleasure me with a handjeroni.

by B Squad Cop June 26, 2025

Haider

A guy who looks like he just came from saadi town covered in curry, dripping litres of filthy nose oil from his huge overarching nose which looks like an angry birds beak. They are extremely short, with the average size of man boobs for a nutella addict. Packing the one inch defender also known as the urdu pincher. Always mindlessly scrolling on tiktok saving, liking and reposting every video, like its his j*b. They are very unusual and get called the unusual guy by everyone, even his mum. Are a fluent Urdu speaker but would never admit to it. Very afraid to "leave the nest". These guys are always scared of women. They are Muslim but don't follow any rules except eating pork.

Hey haider how was the flight from saadi town

by Dardy daniel July 25, 2025