Jack Hammer

cocaine; the white candy; snappers

I had Sally doing jack hammers off my d**K

Jack Hammer by daB May 18, 2004

texas hammer 

Is a muslim male who has a very large penis, dick, or cock. Originated in Dallas, Texas.

Wow, Muddasir you are a real Texas Hammer.

texas hammer by Ambelina June 19, 2008

hebrew hammer 

One of jewish descent that thinks they are swinging heavy lumber but in reality it's only a twig.Someone that over charges retail customers in a store and takes full advantage of they. after doing so gives out the emeril scream of BAM!!!!

the hebrew hammer just over charged that dope $40.00...BAM!!!!!

hebrew hammer by Buck Burrmeister September 19, 2006

the fucking hammer 

Some phrase the inbred Oklahomans like to use to try and be clever by insinuating that someone is really, in fact, a tool.

You're the fucking hammer omfgroflmao

the fucking hammer by Mike Masterson January 17, 2004

roasted cock hammer 

a man who has sizable genitals who decides too make the mistake of lighting his pubic hair on fire.

tracy: did you hear?

shannon: hear what?

tracy: that tim did a roasted cock hammer!

shannon: oh snap did you get it on video?

tracy: hell ya!

roasted cock hammer by no one likes roasted nuts October 31, 2009

cock hammer 

An event or situation making the likelyhood of action probable. The opposite of a cock block.

"Thats totally a cock hammer! Danielle is gonna be in the other bed so Jesse will have to sleep with you!"

cock hammer by haggardp2lfc November 29, 2006

velvet hammer

drinkers of "Hey GuY" beer, often found vomitting into frying pans and local drinking establishments in Calgary, Vancouver and Victoria. XX: Zippy, Duck, Rat, Sherwood, Paint Tray

"holee fuck whats on my shoe?"
"..oh that, thats the Velvet Hammer baby"

velvet hammer by sherwood April 30, 2003