I don't give a fap

a disappointment

- her boobs are not perky. Yo bitch do something special to 1000 over viewers
- man I don't give a fap!
- are you retarded
- I love you

by dropmytears April 28, 2011

Professional Surprise Sex Giver

A rapist

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Surprise Sex Giver.

by JSD84848484 April 11, 2015

I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck

When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.

Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”

by That bitch coco November 27, 2019

gives

Short for who cares. Instead of saying who gives a crap, just say gives. It is usually pronounced as a question... Gives?

Person A says: I was going to the store and blah, blah, blah
Person B responds: Gives?

by Philip Cutrone June 25, 2005

Goite

Any nobs of the world, basically anyone who is jiving you.

Hols-wanker-y Community Centre for Knob-jockeys are capital goites.

by Cookie October 1, 2003

Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle

Small tap or other manipulation, to get something to work; being careful not to risk a large manipulation which might break the whole thing.

Ian: Dude, I can't get my Heinekin open!?!?
Bill: Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle!
Ian: Oh, you mean, like tap the top on the counter, but lightly so I don't break the bottle.
Bill: Sweet. BTW: you still suck at Tennis.
Ian: Get ready for Paris Suburbs Redux, honky boy.

by blamkin July 24, 2008

Givens

To be a genius and a higher class than everyone else also know as a McCleary

I sure wish I was a Givens so I could pass my quantum physics test

by Bullfroggggg June 8, 2011