by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
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A person who when playing FIFA (other football games avaliable) passes the ball when 2 on 1 with the keeper in order to provide the receiver with an open goal.
Frowned upon in multiplayer situations.
Other variations of this are around-
Arial Jew- Instead of passing along the floor you cross it to a team mate (This can become a non jew goal if the player on the end of the cross pulls of an acrobatic spectacular goal to finish)
Boring Jew- A player who takes a penalty and puts it down the middle to make it a certain goal but a boring one
Failed Jew- Someone who attempts any of the Jew variations and chumps them, meaning they don't come off or they fail to score (Expect full on abuse and constant mocking for several days if this is you)
If you Jew you stand a better chance of winning but you will lose friends and people to play against you. If you have to Jew, do it with a team at least 3 stars below the opponents team and don't constantly Jew, there is no skill.
USE THE JEW WITH CAUTION!
Frowned upon in multiplayer situations.
Other variations of this are around-
Arial Jew- Instead of passing along the floor you cross it to a team mate (This can become a non jew goal if the player on the end of the cross pulls of an acrobatic spectacular goal to finish)
Boring Jew- A player who takes a penalty and puts it down the middle to make it a certain goal but a boring one
Failed Jew- Someone who attempts any of the Jew variations and chumps them, meaning they don't come off or they fail to score (Expect full on abuse and constant mocking for several days if this is you)
If you Jew you stand a better chance of winning but you will lose friends and people to play against you. If you have to Jew, do it with a team at least 3 stars below the opponents team and don't constantly Jew, there is no skill.
USE THE JEW WITH CAUTION!
Player 1 is through on goal with the keeper in front of him, it is at a normal angle so goal is certain and requires no skill, a team mate makes a run into the box so Player 1 passes to that player providing them with an open goal.
"Wheyyyy i've just scored a goal against you"
"Yeah but you passed it, Jew goals don't count"
"Nahh nahh nahhh i'm winning"
"Shut up you Jew, go buy a Jew hat"
"Wheyyyy i've just scored a goal against you"
"Yeah but you passed it, Jew goals don't count"
"Nahh nahh nahhh i'm winning"
"Shut up you Jew, go buy a Jew hat"
by 210#6 December 28, 2011
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by Not a Goatnailer May 3, 2003
Get the goatnailer mug.To announce what was already said by another, in an idiotic fashion using similar wording but not directly repeating what was said before by the other person
2.An idiot's version of sarchasm but doesnt have the intent of being sarchastic therefore making the person sound like Greg.E
3.To overlook one's common sense value for their own idiocy.
2.An idiot's version of sarchasm but doesnt have the intent of being sarchastic therefore making the person sound like Greg.E
3.To overlook one's common sense value for their own idiocy.
Person A: ''well ryan doing that ...well that would be like shooting in the dark''
Person B: (goatism)
''well you see ryan thats like shooting blindly and not knowing where your shooting''
Person B: (goatism)
''well you see ryan thats like shooting blindly and not knowing where your shooting''
by G- Reg October 17, 2008
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by titansgirl3 September 30, 2009
Get the goat leased mug.Goant (pronunciation: Hard G; oant likt don't)- NOUN
1: The skin located between the ballsack and the asshole.
2: The skin located between the vagina and the asshole.
History: turn of the 21st century amalgamation of 3 disputed nouns for the same track of skin; Gooch, Chode, and Taint.
1: The skin located between the ballsack and the asshole.
2: The skin located between the vagina and the asshole.
History: turn of the 21st century amalgamation of 3 disputed nouns for the same track of skin; Gooch, Chode, and Taint.
by kneegrow67 December 18, 2009
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