jerkin the gerkin

choking the chicken beating off smackin and Wackin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock

by Braveheart January 9, 2004

gerbil setting

its the setting on a vacuum cleaner to correctly suck a gerbil out of someones butt

"Get it out! Find the vacuumand make sure its on the gerbil setting!"

by dan and steph April 16, 2007

German U-Turn

The act of shagging a male and /or female in the arse while in the missionary position. In some cases requiring a bent or large and slightly flacid penis, due to required bending.

Joseph: So what did you two get up to last night?
James: I was on top, then decided to flop out the German U-Turn . . . straight in the arse!!1 haha
Joseph: NICE!!!!

by Joseph OsBeel Davey May 15, 2008

gerkaturt

a word that describes a heavy night on narcotics

louisa: what shall we do this weekend?
James: lets go on a full on gerkaturt!
Or
what a fuckin gerkaturt that was last night i cant feel my arms!
Or
whys john shaking like a scared papoose was it the gerkaturt he was on last night?
Or
ive gotta get off the gerkaturt i saw my soul eat a boiled egg last night

by jamelouruth! August 21, 2009

German cloth

urinating on someones bed,drying it with a blow dryer and having them sleep on it.

I German Clothed mose last night, he thought it smelled of piss

by akiva lerma March 19, 2011

Gerda

Gerda is a hot,sexy girl. She’s the one wining the fights and arguments. Even tho she’s seems hard and cruel, she is really nice and friendly when you got to know her.

You should be more like Gerda, you are to dumb

by That man not his June 25, 2018

geraldo

someone who is a native african and has at least a 17 in dominating schlong

look at his dick, he must be a geraldo

by sarne’sabeast April 7, 2021