Finagle

Fiddle with something in an attempt to achieve a desired outcome.

"this puzzle piece won't fit, maybe if I finagle it a bit I can make it work."

by EpsteinIslands January 17, 2023

Finance

The art of saying No

Tech: "Can I have a larger budget for my software?"
Finance: "No."

by All Fanboy February 8, 2023

finanacial assistance

Money dat you get from yer gramma.

Many children may have trouble getting their parents to give them money for stuff in da candy aisle or toy department, but they often can count on finanacial assistance.

by QuacksO February 13, 2023

Fidazzle

Taking something from someone (an object); a synonym for the word nonsense.

Ex. 1 Let me fidazzle that water bottle from you real quick.

Ex. 2 I won't stand for this fidazzle!

by Defunct_XX February 24, 2023

finally donned on us

Describes how da realization dat da mussed-up-haired ex-White-House jerk who'd promised to "make America great again" actually ended up doing da opposite was quite late in coming for so many US citizens.

So wif da supposed impending arrest of da egotistical former-prez jerk and self-proclaimed "America's 'trump' card", it's finally donned on us dat perhaps --- just PERHAPS --- said clueless rich bug wasn't such a wonderful knight in shining armor after all.

by QuacksO March 21, 2023

Financial engineering

A common bar mitzvah gift is a "Bond" They likely explain to the kid what a "Bond" is and how to use it. THAT is what Kanye means when he says "The Jews have been taught financial engineering" you fucking idiots.

Hym "Yeah, that's what he means be financial engineering."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

FinalWizgamer

The funniest thing on urbandictionary.com

Dude? What do you mean? You don't know the funniest thing on Urban Dictonary? It's obviously FinalWizgamer!

by ceo of urbandictionary April 4, 2023