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Bob: 2+2 is 5 right?
Eric: FAIL! its 4
by Failblog January 10, 2010
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Epic Fail

when everything you do seems to suck and/or fail miserably. more over, every attempt you make at everything ends up in horrendous disaster or blowing up in your face.
asking your gifted teacher to proofread love letters to other men asking to court them.

WHAT AN EPIC FAIL!
by LOLPWNTZ April 15, 2008
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You Fail it

-It's not for you
-You don't get the prize
-This ain't you farthers saiyuki

All in all, you got served and you most certainly fail it
"Why Mr Darcy, are you trying to insinuate that my womanhood can be given away at the toss of a hat, i do belive that you fail it"
by XeiXei October 16, 2004
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epic fail

when victory is close and near at hand, and then complete failure results
An example of epic fail would be: Failing on the last note on Through the Fire and Flames on Expert on Guitar Hero 3.
by Colton King May 1, 2008
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failfest

1. When a group of people who are really terrible at something gt together to do that exact activity, peope who cannot play guitar hero or rockband on the expert setting, yet get together and hold a tournament, people who have extremely slow cars and get together at the local reacetrack to run over 14 second quartermile times, any art galleries for preschoolers or metally handicapped people.

2. when a single individual goes on an unfortunate series of events in wich none of them go the way he or she intended, among these series of events one instance of falling down in a matter that lacks any notion of grace is required, usually said individual ends up humiliating themselves publicly on an epic scale.
Friend: what happend last night, its like i got hit by the bad karma bus

Me: I dont know but that was the greatest failfest ive ever seen.
by sonofturbo October 7, 2009
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Failfeather

Your tailfeather, only failed.
There was no one at the bar last night, but I still shook my failfeather.

She was ugly and gross and shook her failfeather right next to us.
by Buzzkillgrl August 17, 2010
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Failfish

To define someone whom failed so hard that even fish will look down upon him/her.
You're a failfish.
by Eelwey June 7, 2018
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