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Connelly-Ed

Getting a 5-Minute Major in Hockey for Head Contact, to sell the gold medal game.
Bro Connelly-ed the game.
by TeamCanadaFan October 20, 2025
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ED

The reason why Joe can't cum.
Joe would cum out to Boston with the bois but he just got diagnosed with ED. Go BROOINS!!
by Dollarbill0831 August 17, 2017
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EDS

EDS = "Earth" "Discord" "Server"

its a great community with more than 100k members
Person 1: hey I found a funny meme on EDS.

Person 2: Show me.
by Bird feeder was here August 17, 2022
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ED

The name ed refers to a guy who chases a girl who gets enjoyment out of his suffering resulting to countless lone pleasuring sessions until he unlocks erectile disfunction
by anonymous July 5, 2024
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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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EDS

Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.
Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.
by peksa January 30, 2024
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Ed Sheeran

hot bestie<3 shawty please marry me/j
by Moth<3 March 28, 2021
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