One-ear club

When the teacher lets you listen to music during class, but they only let you listen with one ear.

Bro, Mr. Richard let us do the one-ear club today.

by Alex Tyde March 5, 2020

Indiana Ear Mite

Dried crusts of semen left in the ear canal, after a night of intoxicated debauchery.

Crystal had to clean out her Indiana Ear Mites, after Jamal drank too much and lost control of his aim.

by Moon Dog Rex August 10, 2023

bloody christian ears

Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually

Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls

by DDRJ12 December 3, 2017

fuck me ears

When a person, typically a woman, who has outrageously big ears, which would sereve as handles durring a blowjob.

She had some great fuck me ears to hold onto.

Think Jessica Simpson in Employee of the Month.

by p_man February 21, 2009

cheers big ears

Used in Australia as an acknowledgement of one's mates before having a large swig of an ice cold beer. Not any other drink, not any other temperature. Beer only. Ice cold.

As well as other responses such as "up your nose with a rubber hose" the one true response if a nod and a wink whilst saying "Fuck off Noddy!".

Bloke 1: My shout
Bloke 2: Schooner of New
Bloke 3: Pint of SuperDry
1: No worries, back in a sec
.
.
.
1: Here you go (whilst handing around beers)
1: Cheers Big Ears
2&3: Fuck off Noddy!

Drink a decent mouthful.

by SmackyMcTavish December 30, 2015

Dog Ear Tits

Tits that look like they have been pressed flat and have a wide connection at the body and narrow ending at the nipple, triangular in shape.

Richard "That girls tits look like a basset hounds ear. "
Greg "I'm sure she has a small litter of kids so they had milk then deflated forming Dog Ear Tits"

by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014

cheers big ears

An Australianism associated with drinking: When you're about to take a drink, you say "cheers big ears". There are two usual responses: "same goes big nose," or "up your nose with a rubber hose."

(At the pub after raising your glass)

You - "Cheers big ears"

Me - "same goes big nose"

(Followed by a wink and a big long quenching gulp of your drink)

by Ryan83 March 9, 2008