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pot-dildo

dildo wrapped in pot that you suck - see also: Firetruck
mmmm... pot-dildos!!
by erik February 21, 2005
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dildo

VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."

Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)
Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.
by The General February 26, 2004
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dildo

A mindless tool of limited but satisfactory use when manipulated by an intelligent entity for a suitable purpose.
Jan: "Marsha, your boss is a complete and utter dildo."

Marsha: "True that, sister, but since he raises my salary every time I wear this mini skirt to the office, I can live with that."
by honkycat June 14, 2010
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Balls Dildo

A term that is used, most commonly yelled, when someone is angry over a misfortunate event.
Balls Dildo is usually used in place of words like, balls, shit, or fuck.

Jordan: I missed the spare by a fraction of an inch! Balls Dildo!
by Chuckyyoohoo January 23, 2009
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Dildo Hammer

1. A disrespectful name one lesbian has for her partner, implying she is nothing more than a pair of hands that operates the business end of a dildo.

2. A person who keeps a cigar in their mouth all day, but does not smoke said cigar. Most likely this person fantasizes about having a penis in their mouth but have not yet admitted to themselves that they are, in fact, a flaming faggot.
ex. 1: Hey Sandy, isn't that your girlfriend Sarah over there?

No, she's just my dildo hammer.

ex. 2: Why does that fucker have a goddamn cigar in his mouth all day? It looks like a limp penis with dog slobber all over it. He's such a dildo hammer.
by Harold M. North March 22, 2010
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Gun Dildo

A innanimate object used for pleasuring a female. On this occasion, shaped like a gun.
I placed the gun dildo on her pussy and pulled the trigger!!! You should have seen her Shoot!!!"
by kamal Ali January 20, 2004
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dildo

1. a "play toy" that looks like a dick...
2. also, my friend's nickname
1. she used the dildo all night last night
2. "hey dildo, how r u today..."
by The "Fake" Lauren August 5, 2004
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