Don't give me no jizz

A humorously vulgar exclamation of frustration over a situation beyond one's control, such as a rough day at work or money problems. A vulgar, humorous twist on the older Southern expression of disbelief, "Don't give me no jazz." Best when spoken in a gravelly Southern accent. Frequently used with "Lord" or "Lawd," as in "Lawd, don't gimme no jizz no mo'!"

I'm sick of all these bills! Lawd, don't give me no jizz!

by Black Bowler October 7, 2010

Don't Touch My Hair

A song created by R&B singer Solange Knowles, Beyonce's sister. The song symbolizes black struggles, from the usual invasion of privacy by touching an black person's hair usually without asking, to undermining black people's potential as a whole. The song demands respect of boundaries, due to the fact that asking to touch a black woman's hair is a microaggression masqueraded as a compliment.

The song can easily be used to say "don't touch my hair", or represent the meaning of the song.

I respect myself and my people, so Don't Touch My Hair.

2. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!!!

by Killing the Mood, aaight? January 1, 2017

don't tug on superman's cape

Attempting to do something that can't be successfully done; a pointless act

Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't piss in the wind.

by Ash Kadamatez April 6, 2017

Don Quixote Punch

When a man choses to spice up the romance (aka enhance the orgasm) with his woman through the oration of literature.

Yo Bro, I was fuckin' my bitch the other night and she was losing interest, so I read her ass some Shakespeare - before I knew it, she came like she never came before.... all that from a Don Quixote Punch.

by TBoneRaw February 12, 2019

don cherry

The biggest fucking retard in NHL history. The guy is obsessed with dressing like an idiot and over exaggerating a topic. He needs to retire, get a life and maybe kill himself.

Fuck Don Cherry

Guy 1: Sens won!
DC: They played very well!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: What a douchebag. Don Cherry can burn in hell.

by Fat Tits Fart May 25, 2006

DON ONE

the man at the top of hes/her game is the don one or {don won} the player that cant b beaton

that mc is the DON ONE

by DKBTHEDONONE November 19, 2006

don't judge challenge

A challenge where you show pictures of yourself as unattractive as possible , and then posting close ups of you making yourself as beautiful as possible with makeup.

Looks like she did the Don't Judge Challenge

by Origamishade July 28, 2015