cognitive dissonance

A condition of conflict or anxiety resulting from inconsistency between one's beliefs and one's actions, such as opposing the slaughter of animals and eating meat.

This child is going through a state of cognitive dissonance as he imitates his hero while physically beating his friends.

by Nee - Oh - Corn June 5, 2003

Eating disorder

Eating disorder:
A fucking bitch of a disorder that ruins your life and relationships 🥲👍.
NB: everyone has different eating disorder experiences. You don't have to be really skinny or overweight to have n eating disorder.

Friend: hey wanna go and eat something

Me: I am not hungry right now.

Friend: But you didn't eat breakfast

Me: *intense sweating*

Friend: Do you have an eating disorder?

by CryingOnTheCeiling March 6, 2021

Long Distance Relationship

A relationship that is over distance. Although you two are very far apart and don't get to see each other often you talk every single day. This relationship can be very hard but it proves you love each other if you can still be together over distance.

They have a long distance relationship...so they don't get to see each other often.

by XxUnkownxX July 9, 2016

Groats Disease

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

by mrbomangles February 22, 2011

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency

The clean version of "Fuck Bitches, Get money".

1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.

2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.

1. Life is simple. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."

"It's all good man. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency"

by 05ProStock June 11, 2009

disney

A media company that used to make everyone's favorite animated movies. As of recently they're more into mass producing music careers for about six million teenage girls with no talent.

Did you see Miley Cyrus at the new years show? She sounded fuckawful! How in the world could Disney have found her talented?

by woll smoth March 10, 2008

Disney Channel

Just another cable channel that went from good to lowest common denominator.

If the cable company keeps putting on crap like the Disney Channel they will have to start paying me to subscribe.

by benth August 1, 2008