Someone who wishes they could be a slut/whore/ho, but is too ugly, smelly, and/or rude to get people to want to fuck them. Very notorious for slut shaming people who are hot enough to get around
(person 1): so why does Amy keep calling you a whore when she needs to take a shower?
(Person 2): it's whatever, she's just jealous of me because she's dildo trash
(Person 2): it's whatever, she's just jealous of me because she's dildo trash
by TotesATortillaChip May 9, 2025

Affiliated rockledge high School students who did whatever they wanted with no fucks given, it was also used to fuck with dbs (dirty boy swag) who were actual dildos
Random person: why is there a dick sharpied on the entire bathroom wall that's like 8 feet long?
Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.
Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.
by Dildoboys March 2, 2019

Go Get A Dildo is another way a man tells you that he is afraid of the Test Track ride at Epcot Center in Walt Disney World. There is no cure.
We be freaky and afraid of that mad Test Track ride at Epcot Center so we state Go Get A Dildo. We wanted to be comedians.
by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020

the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.
He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.
by chimpy82 November 6, 2023

by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021

by DAT boi 115 January 24, 2017

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .
Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo
by Wee mikey May 8, 2022
