National Fuck Hamish Day

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.

Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019

National send Lucas nudes day

Send Lucas all of your nudes

Shit there goes Lucas I gotta send him my nudes hence the name National send Lucas nudes day

by PardonMyPRINGLS May 2, 2019

Man-O-Day

An exclamation before a statement to add emphasis.

Man-O-Day! It's hot out here today!
Man-O-Day! Richard is being a jerk.

by AE76 September 27, 2019

National whale day

Every Friday it’s national whale day

If you hear someone say whale you have to shout whale

Person 1 : “Hey, do you like whales?”
Person 2 : “WHALE!!!”
Person 1 : “What was that for”
Person 2 :“Do you not know what day it is. Well happy national whale day!”

by Rebekah the pigeon November 21, 2019

Kiss your crush day!!!

Kiss your crush day is December 13! Kiss them on the cheek or lips! Start spreading the news.

It's kiss your crush day!!!

by Woohoo.bigsummerblowout December 12, 2019

Peter Griffin Day

April 25th Celebrate Peter griffin day

All peter. all day

omg peter griffin day is epic mom Peter Griffin Day

by dankstewie420blazeit April 25, 2020

Cum drowning awarness day

March 15th is the official cum drowning awarness day. We have had too many cases where ignorant boys and men don't realize that it's possible to drown themselves in their own cum. It is only acceptable to celebrate this day to remember the victims of cum drowning as well as spread awarness.

"My friend Alex wanted to be a semen sailor but accidentally drowned in his own cum."
This is the reason we need Cum drowning awarness day

by CumCrusader March 9, 2021