check, "get a check" (as in a Disability check for Mental Illness)

used to express exasperation after explaining a topic to someone whom is just not getting it

No girl, a asshat is like someone who has their head up their ass.

How can they have their head up their ass when you said they have a hat on it?

Girl, you can get a check!!!

by vee stevens March 18, 2005

socksum-check

A verification performed upon taking clothes out of a washing machine to make sure that the total number of socks you have washed is even so no socks remain in the washer. Can also be carried out prior to washing to avoid splitting a pair into a washed one and an unwashed one.

Hey, the socksum-check failed. I'd better take a better look inside.

by AmbaL May 28, 2008

Nut check

When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!

Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!

by cpetkunas August 16, 2021

Jew Check

A test of whenever somebody drops any amount of coins, or someone finds a coin on the ground. A person who picks up and keeps the money fails the jew check, and is hereby a jew. Upon finding or dropping a coin, a person will often say “jew check” jokingly or as a challenge to a friend.

Tom:*drops a nickel* “Whoops, jew check.”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew”

by Ya boi Willy Dick September 29, 2022

Check Center

A check cashing business, usually located within the ghetto of a town. They are filled entirely with white trash, Mexican or blacks. A Church's or Popeye's chicken can usually be found across the street from it, but not KFC, because KFC is too classy. The employees usually have no idea what they're doing, and are too busy gettin' served by one another to care. It's best not to ask them anything that requires intelligence, because this will usually result in them shitting themselves like a scared animal.

Bro 1: Hey, man, I gotta get this check cashed, but I don't gots a bank, yo.

Bro 2: Yo, dawg, there's a Check Center right there. We be in 'n' out in a minute.

Bro 1:.... I'm not black enough to go in there. We'll get robbed.

by random_zero July 26, 2012

Check's in the mail

A mocking neg used in sports/ games against an opponent that just made an unforced error that greatly helped you or your team.

The phrase suggests that the error was actually intentional and they were attempting to "take a dive" to receive payment.

In Sports (Baseball):
*Thrown ball tips off of first basemen's glove and flies off into foul territory*

Runner as they round first heading for second: "Check's in the mail!"

Video Game (Any MOBA)
*Opponent uses an ability to grab and pull you away from a deadly situation, allowing you to use a movement ability to escape there after*

All Chat: "Check's in the mail!"

by The_Post_Man March 19, 2021

scrotum check

intentionally striking your opponent in the nuts to gain an advantage

kathleen was losing badly to franklin in the high school bridge tournament until she gave him a brutal scrotum check under the table with her right foot

by BobbyVern March 18, 2008