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Spare Change Award

Spare Change: After going on a three day Vegas bender, you wake up in an unfamiliar Mexican motel, no wallet, no socks, and no cell phone plus a king size hangover. The only thing you have is the spare change your "escort" left for you on the night stand. Your wasted fantasy football bench points will feel like spare change, congratulations!
I benched Matt Ryan against the Saints, 30 wasted points, I am the Spare Change Award winner.
by ZRxSean September 12, 2014
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Diaper Changer

An adult male or female particularly attracted to having sex with younger partners, especially juveniles.
Ya'll better watch out for Jared, I heard he's a diaper changer.
by Freds_son September 25, 2016
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Oil Change

When you anoint someones head with motor oil.
1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.
by 400 Queseritos October 11, 2016
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pimp change

A physical response to a male friend or coworkers dig or insults at your expense. A open hand slap delivered across the side of there face or head followed by announcing Here's your pimp change.
Guy 1- your broke ass can't even pay attention.

Guy 2- slaps him open hand across the face

Good one and here's your pimp change.
by brickeycrow November 24, 2017
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Junkie Change

Junkie Change or Junky Change is a term used among many junkies and druggies in many places in Scotland to refer to the copious amounts of coins in another junkie's pocket that normally only amounts to something under £5. Generally composed of 1 pences, 2 pences, 5 pences, 10 and 20 pences, often just the change you get from buying something that doesn't round up to a whole price (ie. £9.99, £8.89, £4.52...).
1: "A need a pack a fags, am gettin shakes"
2: "Have ma junkie change, am no needin it"
1: "Pure pish whit am a gonnae get wi that!?"
A fight may or may not break out after this interaction, depends on how much scag is in the system of the junkies.
by Huffin' Deodorant February 3, 2018
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game changer

When someone comes up with an idea that further encourages laziness (such as the "smart garbage can", alexa, siri, the other pointless robots, business ideas that cater to lazy people who are helpless) that is often called a "game changer".
I can have my smart trash can order paper towels so I can avoid walking into a store. What a game changer.

Pay a fortune for some chopped up fruit and vegetables? A game changer for sure. The meal kits that people blow their money on? Another game changer.

Alexa and Siri can turn on lights, tell you the weather so you don't have to look outside, can order batteries so you don't have to actually go to a store any longer, etc. What a game changer this one is.
by xjokerz88 April 16, 2018
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Earl change

Ignorant, but popular Brooklyn dialect for an oil change
Mechanic at a gas station: ``Hey, did youse know youse is overdue for an earl change?''
by tirtle July 31, 2018
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