When 5 guys ejaculate into an exact replica of the Stanley cup and mix it with maple syrup. They then proceed to have sex with a woman who must sing "O Canada" while chugging the cup of Sperm. They all must wear moose antlers and all the guys will have Canadian flags hanging out their anuses.
Oh my god! Jimmy, John, Jack, Jose, and Juan all pulled a full Canada's History on Susie last night. She drank the whole cup!!!
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2. When three obese men sit around a woman and fart in her face.
3. A sexual act where two grandma's dressed as Hitler fuck eachother's asshole with a double-edged dildo.
4. When two hermaphrodites have double-gay sex
1. "Look at that girl! I want to educate her in Canada's history!"
2. "I heard Lucy knows Canada's history." "Yea, shes a Canadian"
3. "Damn Canadian Parliament's website pop-ups! I don't want to subscribe to the website Canada's History. I don't like granny sex or Hitler"
4. "I found some good Canada's history. The double gay kind."
2. "I heard Lucy knows Canada's history." "Yea, shes a Canadian"
3. "Damn Canadian Parliament's website pop-ups! I don't want to subscribe to the website Canada's History. I don't like granny sex or Hitler"
4. "I found some good Canada's history. The double gay kind."
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A vile sexual act involving the Stanley Cup, a moose head, and maple syrup. The cup is filled with maple syrup, then doused upon the moose head, giving it a slippery, lubricated feel. You can figure out the rest.
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Man: Dude, my girlfriend and I got a crash course in Canada's History last night.
Friend: Oh, THAT'S why you smell like maple syrup.
Friend: Oh, THAT'S why you smell like maple syrup.
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