curing some cancer 

(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult

me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting

curing some cancer by elderlythud September 10, 2021

Apollo Proton Cancer Centre 

APCC has a fully integrated treatment suite that offers the most advanced treatment in surgical, radiation and medical procedures. True to the Apollo Pillars of Expertise and Excellence, the Centre brings together a powerful team of clinicians renowned globally in cancer care.

Apollo Proton Cancer Centre (APCC) is the first and only proton therapy centre in South Asia and Middle East and it is India's first JCI accredited Cancer hospital.

Apollo Proton Cancer Centre by Apollo Proton November 25, 2021

Tires against cancer 

Magic car tires found rarely in nature that can cure cancer.

Thanks to Tires against cancer, my cancer was cured!

Tires against cancer by Ligij September 26, 2023

cure to cancer 

you somehow do something so unimaginable and insane yet so stupid

kimothy pours milk and coke (drink) create a thirst destroying concoction

kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"

kimothy explodes into a clear bile

cure to cancer by radioheadenjoyer15 December 18, 2023

inverted testicular ball cancer 

ur testicular ball dies just die

my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer

inverted testicular ball cancer by ONIOINKMSBSVBSBAQ December 22, 2023

TikTok Brain Cancer 

A part of TikTok so weird and deranged that it forms brain tumors. Example: Conspiracy theories, Racialism, Racism, Brainrot, Cringe and uncanny valley.

Bro my fyp is just TikTok brain cancer wtf.

Johnny probably has TikTok brain cancer.

TikTok Brain Cancer by Delusionally July 20, 2024

Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

Herpes Is Cancer; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025