Cranking 

The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.

Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.

Cranking by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021

crank 

crank is a crazy person. like a crackhead baso. so if someone is like bout do something that is a bad idea. They are a crank

"shall i jump from here?" "nah dont😂" *jumpes* *both laughing* " mate your a fucking crank omds"

crank by gyyyyddrty April 3, 2021

Crankin 

The act of one repeatedly making their money grow through reinvesting their initial amount.

For extra side money I spend my free time crankin shoes.

Crankin by Axmatteo April 4, 2021

Crank 

Slang word for saying how cool or awesome something or somebody looks.

That paint job on that car is crank

Crank by Luvenzo April 12, 2021

Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

Cranking the Jack by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

clanky 

Adjective - someone who sexually fetishises being a robot or having a robotic sex partner

Someone asked me to draw some clanky artwork of Glados dominating Claptrap. I have to say, that really grinds my gears.

clanky by BBBulldozer July 1, 2021

Cranked

The swiss army knife of words. Cranked can be used in any context as an emotion or state of being. Is someone too drunk? They’re cranked. Did you just get into a fender bender with the car in front of you? That’s cranked. Did you just win a radio contest for front row tickets to a concert? That’s cranked! Did you friend just trip and fall and it was hilarious? That’s so cranked

“Bro, my ex just texted me.” “Dude that’s cranked”

Cranked by jntao August 3, 2021