cock block blocker blocker

A man or woman who blocks the cockblocker blocker, who there by unblocks the cockblocker, allowing him or her to block some cock.

Trish is a cock block blocker blocker below

trish grabed fred, the cockblocker block, in a heavy kiss, giving linsy all the time she needed to block sams cock from the drunk pary girl
Trish is a cock block blocker blocker
Hi sam :) Andrew biando

cock block blocker blocker by moony99 January 11, 2008

cock push ups 

Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"

cock push ups by The General June 3, 2004

cock ring

A constrictive interlocking device placed at the base of the penis, to prevent blood from escaping and to strengthen erection.

My roommate's girlfriend was complaining that he was too soft, so I hooked him up with a cock ring for his birthday.

cock ring by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

Cock Magpie

Like a magpie is attracted to shiny objects, the cock magpie is a girl (or guy) who just loves the cock. The cock magpie is commonly found surrounded by disproportionate amounts of male genitalia.

Aaron: "I can't believe Mark got out with that girl last night"
Tom: "Yeah i know, she's such a slag. It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a corridor...."
Matty: "She's always like that, she's a real cock magpie. She just loves the cock"

Cock Magpie by *jace* March 2, 2010

cock push-up 

when you lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.

guy 1: wtf? get your lazy ass off the floor!
guy 2: i'm doing cock push-ups! give me a second and turn the porn back on!

cock push-up by KaylinOWNSYOU March 28, 2007

cock block

One who prevents another from scoring with very hot girls.

Carrie cock blocked Dave by not leaving him alone with that really hot girl.

cock block by RJK December 28, 2005

Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO) 

(verb) the act of blocking one's cock by not introducing him to hot female friends

"My cousin is totally CBO-ing me by not introducing me to her hot soccer friends."
"Oh man...she CBO-ed you real bad."

--Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO)

Cock Blocking by Omission (CBO) by Barrett, Jack January 22, 2009