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Real Housewives of Covid

Another incarnation of the Real Housewives media machine but focusing this time on the psychological suffering, extreme claustrophobia and lack of structure that colors everything everyone in the show attempts to do.
In the last episode of the Real Housewives of COVID, the handsome but agitated patriarch was absentmindedly tying a pretty substantial noose in the background while his daughter, bored shitless and on her rhinestone-studded phone, Zoomed her teen psychotherapy group to combat Covid-induced depression.
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thanks covid 

A sarcastic, empty fuck you to changes caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.
I was planning on going to Europe for Christmas, but now I can’t leave the country, Thanks COVID.
thanks covid by SugarShane2787 October 15, 2020
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Pulling Covid G's 

Chest tightness or heavy pressure sensation or a short panic attack experienced by Healthcare workers dealing with Covid patients.
Lori is finishing up with her 4th intubated Covid patient this morning and it looks like she Pulling Covid G's
Pulling Covid G's by Milsekr December 20, 2020

Fuck Covid! 

The content of a popular bumper sticker during Covid-19 Pandemic times.
I’ve already made many millions from my bumper sticker, available in 20 languages so far, which simply declares, “Fuck Covid!”
Fuck Covid! by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

The Real Housewives of Covid 

A newly created version of the popular TV show, portraying the fear, isolation, child problems and psychological meltdowns that are part of this Pandemic Life.
The Real Housewives of Covid is an oddly claustrophobic depiction of home life without hair salons, lunches with friends, gym bodies and those titillating references to extramarital flings!

Pre Covid Era 

A period of time usually referring to late 2019 and the first two months of 2020 right before the Covid 19 Pandemic caused a nationwide lockdown in the United States starting Mid March of 2020.
I haven't seen my friends since the Pre Covid Era.
Pre Covid Era by waghti476 September 15, 2020

Bitchy Covid Syndrome (BCS)

Relating to the SARS-CoV-2 Pandemic:

Irritability, anger, and explosive behaviors triggered by Covidiots.
My Bitchy Covid Syndrome (BCS) presented itself during a verbal altercation directed toward the Covidiot waitress who refused to wear a mask despite a federal mandate.

This lady would not stop yelling at me to pull my mask above my chin, so I told her to go get on some meds for her Bitchy Covid Syndrome (BCS).