Catch these birds

Means to hold your hands back from swinging into a fight.
"Hold back my hands"
hands = birds

Steve: This guy been hitting on me and my friend all night.

Joe: If he comes at me, he's catch these birds
Steve: Hold on!
Joe: He's gonna get it

by freechickenmaniac September 25, 2023

Catch and Release

Instead of spitting or swallowing after a blow job, the seamen is held in the mouth and spit into the mans mouth.

"Does Carol spit or swallow?"
"She does a Catch and Release actually!"

by SqueakyPig November 13, 2017

Catch my drift

When you get caught downwind of a fart

As I ran ahead of my friends, I farted and asked them “did you catch my drift?”

by Johnica February 1, 2023

catch a jam

When a girl is pressed tightly against a guy grinding/dancing on a guy/girl

Jo: Gwarn Amy catch a jam with Tom

by Nerissa100 December 14, 2016

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014

Catch 5

Telling someone who has disrespected you that they can catch 5 fingers slapping the shit out of them.

Tom told Bryan he was gonna CATCH 5 if he keeps talking shit.

by Thug samurai October 27, 2018