cannycakes 

A girl who spends most of time playing video games

Shes so good because shes a cannycakes

cannycakes by Flogvlogsaids February 5, 2017

cannyteacher 

WARNING: many people may disagree with this content because people may find someone who is like a cannyteacher annoying and someone to hate for no reason

"cannyteacher means no one... he is useless, arrogant, stubborn but to be honest that is the charm many people may disagree. but that is life... people shouldn't like Donald trump for making America very popular in a bad way but people do I don't know why but they do and so be it because life is something you live not control. so if you meet someone who is bullied or picked on or ignored then help him realize that life isn't empty but instead always full... and its full of friends to play with, family to be with. so always help one another"- cannyteacher

or can be always funny, sarcastic, kind and loyal till he dies

my friend is like a cannyteacher

my worker is cannyteacher on cooking

cannyteacher by notcannyteacher May 15, 2021

candy clepto 

Someone who steals candy everytime they go to their corner market.

Guy 1:Dude, did you see Joe steal those Now and Laters.
Guy 2:Yea, he's such a candy clepto.

candy clepto by Candyman919191 April 1, 2010

candylanded 

the peak of an epic high when you start seeing some real psychedelic stuff like talking dolphins, dragons and flying squirrels. This is when everything gets turned around colorwise and you start seeing a green sky and blue grass

Jim: Dude did you see Dick? He's just on his back on the ground talking about green skies and talking dolphins.
Harry: Yeah man he took some pills and now he's been candylanded

candylanded by quikwittacamw July 11, 2011

candy milk

The sweetened and colored milk that is left after eating a sugary, usually fruity, cereal.

After my breakfast, I always use my candy milk to take my vitamins.

candy milk by rabbitslims206 July 28, 2011

candy surprise 

the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!

Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!

candy surprise by Dinger182 March 28, 2012

Candyshiv 

A knife that is made from sucking} on the end of a candy cane to a point and useing it to stab someone.

My girlfriend stabed me with a candyshiv seven times

Candyshiv by candyman420 November 1, 2013