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Business Icee

The act of fellatio performed on a man by a particularly attractive woman. Icee for short. Called a Business Icee to differentiate it from the slushie drink found typically at fast food restaurants and convenience stores. The use of the word "business" here should be obvious. Who doesn't like to get down to business? Called a Business Icee because Icees are almost as awesome as blow jobs.
Kenny: Dude, I just got a blue raspberry Icee. My life is awesome.

Jack: I just got a Business Icee. My life is just a tad more awesome.

Kenny: So it is. But only a tad.
by A Fancy Business Man January 11, 2012
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Business Bumpkin

Business man who was a country bumpkin in his early years.

Hybird of business man and country bumpkin.

Usually wears "dress" boots, jeans, a leather belt that matches the boots, a belt buckle, white tee shirt with a button up dress shirt, and a suit jacket.
Business Bumpkins include the following:
Jesse Livermore, Greatest Bear on Wall Street.
Ken Lay, Enron Exc
Arthur Cutten, Wheat speulator
by business bumpkin September 16, 2012
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business feeder

The act of feeding off of the business of others.
"Jennifer was asking why a peer of Audrey's smokes, and Audrey replied, "I don't know, quit being a business feeder."
by Mama JJ March 19, 2014
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business wasted

n.
when one gets drunk for business reasons
"Dude, are you wasted?"
"Yeah man, but it's cool, it's for work. I'm business wasted. See? I'm in my suit and everything."
by tiffany yo April 23, 2014
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business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but yourself, complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.
If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you're genetically fit to live in a capitalist society.
by Sexydimma October 1, 2014
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business-suicide

An objectively (according to everyone but yourself) complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.
If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business, either currently or in the near future
by Sexydimma January 3, 2015
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Business services

A department at a university or college that takes you're well earned money to pay for your overinflated college education. Also is a repeat offender of charging you more than you owe and/or losing your last payment.
There is nothing more evil than business services.

Business services is the bane of my existence
by Cougarboy February 11, 2015
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