wishing boner

When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.

" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."

by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017

Atomic Boner

An atomic boner is a type of boner you can get sometimes that can cause pain and screaming and possibly even destroy your schlong. If you ever get one you must stay away from the lotion.

And the boy said while playing Call of Duty "AGHHHH! ATOMIC BONER!"

by Dandongding July 31, 2017

Face Boner

When you get a hard on from seeing a only a cute/attractive face.

Damn, that Ariana Grande pic gave me a wicked Face Boner.

by ABCDsbr January 26, 2018

Gears Boner

When you successfully destroy an enemy team by yourself as the last player standing in GEARS OF WAR!!!

Example:
Josh: Oh no, there goes Jon again with his Gears Boner...
Jon: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon: OMG BRO I KILLED EM ALL

by Lord JONTON June 6, 2018

Rubix Boner

When your rubix cube is sticking out of your hoodie pocket

Ooooohhh Jacob has a rubix boner!!!

by Le Carlton June 8, 2018

Barbarian boner

An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.

Lester was late for class because he had to wait for his Barbarian boner to subside.

by SpamMasterDude August 19, 2018

Bible Boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.

Pastor Greg really enjoys spending platonic time with Jessica, I think he has a bible boner.

by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018