Facebook Bombshell

Finding out something incredible happened via Facebook. Leaves one in a state of disbelief.

"Dude! I didn't know that Mary and Bill were going out until I saw that Facebook Bombshell!"

"I just checked Facebook and saw that my girlfriend is pregnant. That was a Facebook Bombshell..."

"Turns out my dad is gay. That was Facebook Bombshell I wasn't prepared for."

by Xexeter September 21, 2009

Boobscout

The one guy in your group of friends who always has an eye out for nice breasts. Not only can he detect them in difficult circumstances, but he does not hesitate to point them out.

Jim: "This bar is lame, all the women are very average."
John: "Don't worry, Bob is a great Boobscout, he'll find something."

by rocketman4 June 1, 2009

boobsted

the act of being suffocated in between large breasts for sexual gratification

I enjoy a good boobsting.

Becky promised she would boobst me tonight.
I was told I would be boobsted, I was not and I am disappointed.

by dreakie March 18, 2019

bobsessed

Unnatural obsession with cartoon character Bob the Builder, usually displayed by 2-4 year old boys

Oh my god, if he says "Can we Fix it? YES WE CAN!" one more time, I'll kill the bobsessed little brat.

by ThePeteMan June 11, 2006

bobskeet

giving some head, a blowjob

when you gonna give me the bobskeet

by crjenkins2 September 6, 2006

bobsponge

the most retarded person on the planet

Person 1: hey do u like justin biebser?
Person 2: No, you're such a fucking bobsponge

by the god of definitions1 July 15, 2018

Bobs and Vagine

IMeans boobs and vagina. Its how the Pakistani and Indian fellas ask for nudes online. It must work because they still do it all the time.

In Indian accent " hello there young lady I would very much like to see your Bobs and vagine "

by _WHITE_DEVIL_ March 12, 2020