battlefucked

Trashed. Typically involving the aftermath of a party. Requires cleaning and deoderizing of the environment (house, car, boats).
Generally smells of beer, liquor and cigarette smoke.

Someone spilled beer in my car last night and now it is battlefucked.

After that party, my house is battlefucked.

by Christina Crosby October 8, 2007

battlers

A pair of durable old shoes that for some unfathomable reason just seem to last forever.

These new shoes I bought are too tight. I think I'll get out the comfortable old battlers.

by chedwardall February 5, 2008

Battle Hamster

A sex toy used mainly by males which battles its way into the rectum. Once there it causes a mixture of pleasure and pain for the rodent recipient.

I was shocked that my first time included a Battle Hamster, if the penis alone was not punishment enough; That Battle Hamster nearly ripped me to shreds.

by Rodent Features April 2, 2011

Lightsaber battle of doom

When two males put colored condoms on their penis's and proceed using them as "swords" or "lightsabers" and battling one another to the death, or until ejaculation occurs.

Your mother is a Lightsaber battle of doom

by Marksman000048 June 14, 2010

final battle

Basically the last battle in a video game, real life, or anything, to be fair.

Hey dude, I got to the final battle in Undertale!

by thedudemeakame1222 February 6, 2017

Three way Banjo Battle

A very serious and ertotic Sexual position involving a Banjo, Jar of Mayo, A poodle, An albino Goat, A tennis Racket, A digereedoo, A quart of Milk, and an opening statement By Billy Crystal

Hey man Im so excited for the Three Way Banjo Battle tonight! Im totaly bringing the Goat!

by Bummer1 December 29, 2010

Yeezy Dab Battle

When two dominant males have an intense face off to see the alpha male. The loser has to give up their Timbs.

Ian: Hey Tyler where are your Timbs? Tyler: I lost them in the Yeezy Dab Battle.

by ScrumyScrum November 14, 2016