AP literature

The very foundation of death. We stand in accord to the tintinnabulation that sounds over us as we inheritiely die from the overwhelming pressure and the aptitude of the exam to make us wish for an early death and making a sepulcher to commemorate our time suffering in that class. Getting a 5 is the aspiration of everyone, yet due to the overwhelming workload we inherit, we are bound to just sit and solicit to the gods we deem holy. I wish you luck my fellow students, not only will we overcome this year but we will all get 5’s (except Carlos, Zareen, Zack, Osama and basically anyone with a pulse in this planet cuz the exam is f****** hard :///). Let’s hope for a bright year AP literature students.
(Shoutout to: Audii, Bayan, Anam, Zareen, Zack, Carlos, Indy, Susan, Sarah, Rama and Yara)

“Dude did you start the AP literature sentence constructions” -Carlos

“Yeah Carlos stop lacking and actually do the constructions” - King Osama

by Lil’osa October 8, 2018

Carmel ap physics

This will be the worst mistake of your life. If you do not have a promising career in nasa or some shit, don’t do this to yourself. I’m telling you now. If you want to be stressed and depressed for the rest of high school, then this is the class for you. You will NOT need any of the stuff you learn in ap physics in your life ever, besides the final of the class. But, if you get real committed, you can probably learn how to crack some codes and get access to all the Oscar lists. Be careful

Taking Carmel ap physics was the worst mistake of my life and now Mr zell haunts me in my dreams and I will fail everything in life

by ccanonymous January 24, 2025

AP

Associated Press - is an American multi-national non-profit news agency based in New York City, organized in 1846. It operates as a cooperative, unincorporated association. The AP is owned by its contributing newspapers and radio and television stations in the United States, all of which contribute stories to the AP and use material written by its staff journalists...

The President sat down with the AP Associated Press to talk, talking points about the new executive order.

by www.theweeklydeals.com May 8, 2018

AP Biochemistry

1. An AP (Advanced Placement) class in high school

2. A government-endorsed torture method that makes you want to drop out of high school

1. I picked AP Biochemistry for high school, hope it goes well

2. my brain has been turned into sauerkraut and i want to die

by Average High School Student December 8, 2021

dumb ape

1. An amatuer investor who buys stocks based on hype and a total lack of understanding for market conditions, valuations and long term strategy.

2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.

Mike: Bro you see what Duke just did?

Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...

by pympkane December 6, 2021

AP System

The AP System is an OSDD system. They have a fuck ton of alters and it gets annoying. -alter in said system

person one: hey have you heard of the ap system?
person two: no who are they?

person one: they are an osdd system

by AP System July 4, 2021

Ape G

A particular brand of Armenian males, most commonly found in and around Los Angeles County, CA that use the words "Ape" (bro) and "G" (gangster) every 5 seconds. You will most likely find them in BMW sports cars, "posted" in parking garages/lots sporting full Pro Club garments. Usually acts tough and speaks Armenglish.

Male 1: man u see those ape Gs
male 2: yeah

by hayastanihanrapetucyanzivacuje November 16, 2022