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Alabama Thundersmack

After male orgasm, he waits a little bit, pulls out and smacks the female on the face with his dick, that is covered in his/hers juices
After sex, I told my girlfriend I had a surprise for her... after fucking her I gave her an Alabama Thundersmack
by xfreexwillx717 September 28, 2008
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alachua

Alachua is a beautiful town in North-Central Florida. We have Rednecks to the Rich. Fishing, Hunting, and Hanging out at McDonald's or Publix is the norm.
"Oh look the redneck kids are hanging out at Publix again" - Everyone from Alachua
by lab14 May 8, 2016
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The Alabama Alfano

"Alan did every 1st grader in our town, he pulled thue Alabama Alfano!"
by timphil March 19, 2004
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Alabama

A colony of inbred white American arseholes with guns that hate everyone except inbred white American arseholes with guns.
Sensible European (British, French etc): Where are you from?
Gun-totting fat American: Alabama
European: Shit - RUN before he rapes our animals.
by ismk February 20, 2008
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alabama

. A place only good for making you feel smart in comparison to all the racist, drawling redneck dumbasses.

2.Good for hilarious stories and great laughs when you come back home, and having fun telling all your northeastern friends just how all the sterotypes about this god-forsaken rock are true.

3. Place where it gets so hot and humid you can barely breathe, Your allergies will kill you if the high insect population doesn't get to you first

4. A place where you can drive past slave cemetaries which are only open fields.

5. Still stuck in the 1950's, practacally segregated and interracial marriages are still taboo

6. just face it, if youre from AL youre a worthless piece of shit, America makes fun of you and don't even bother retaliating because noone can understand you anyway and your pathetic drawls get you laughed at even more!

6.Alabama's as close as you can get to a third world country without american ideals of innovation and freedom. so come here often...and appreciate northern living that much more!
ppl in AL arent any more polite, theyre just good at hiding their emotions and talking about you behind your back
by qooioop April 23, 2005
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Alabama Dimebag

When you put a pipe full of weed in her vagina and let it take a hit
I just Evangalina Avila's pussy an Alabama Dimebag
by Josh Avila January 11, 2008
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Alabama

A silly state where no one wants to live. If you were born in Alabama you have no real future. Alabama is infected with poor people.
My names Bobby-Jo and I was born in Alabama, would you like some corn?

Aw shit Alabama isn't even worth a dictionary definition. Peace out bitches.
by CJDJ September 25, 2005
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