1 definition by qooioop

. A place only good for making you feel smart in comparison to all the racist, drawling redneck dumbasses.

2.Good for hilarious stories and great laughs when you come back home, and having fun telling all your northeastern friends just how all the sterotypes about this god-forsaken rock are true.

3. Place where it gets so hot and humid you can barely breathe, Your allergies will kill you if the high insect population doesn't get to you first

4. A place where you can drive past slave cemetaries which are only open fields.

5. Still stuck in the 1950's, practacally segregated and interracial marriages are still taboo

6. just face it, if youre from AL youre a worthless piece of shit, America makes fun of you and don't even bother retaliating because noone can understand you anyway and your pathetic drawls get you laughed at even more!

6.Alabama's as close as you can get to a third world country without american ideals of innovation and freedom. so come here often...and appreciate northern living that much more!
ppl in AL arent any more polite, theyre just good at hiding their emotions and talking about you behind your back
by qooioop April 23, 2005
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