absors

when you are engaged in sexual intercourse for to long and your abdominal muscles lock up.

Man: dude I got the worst absors last night when I was fucking Alexis, I could barely walk after that.

by volnester6996 April 18, 2017

Abso

short form for absolutely

"Want to go for sushi?"
"abso!"

by Hannah conover and nate taylor January 13, 2018

Absofuckinlutely

The biggest degree of the word yes.

I would absofuckinlutely love to go!

by Lee Helton May 14, 2018

Abstract

When somebody doesn't want you to take something seriously, they tell you to think abstract. So concrete thinking would be solid, or tight thinking, and abstract thinking would be liquid, or loose thinking (flexible).

The girl wanted to turn the guy into a goofus like her, so she told him his thinking wasn't abstract enough.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Absolute Icon

A genuinely nice person who's also incredibly knowledgable and successful. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely", except when it comes to these rare few.

Did you hear what Keanu Reeves did with his earnings? He's an Absolute Icon.

by Siege Knight June 24, 2020

absolute dolt

The antonym of dolt.

Dude my girlfriend is an absolute dolt

by lolgae September 22, 2020

Absmano

He's not a furry, he claims to be a furry.

Hey Absmano! Wanna gd play to some what an when?

by Absabsman October 18, 2020