Small-town Aberzombie Bros and Hoes

small-town aberzombie bros and hoes are defined as university students that hail from small towns that you have never heard of, such as Porcupine, Ontario, and the like, who only wear abercrombie and hollister, because when they make "shopping trips to the big city", these are seen as "new and hip stores from the states"; the 'hoes' part comes from the Thursday-Saturday nights when the girls of guelph congregate in the downtown core of Guelph wearing nothing but perhaps a belt as a dress - these girls typically refer to themselves as "Whore Zone." no word of a lie.

Whore Zone member #1: "Hey Hoe, can i like, wear this bra as a dress?"

Whore Zone member #2: "Oh Ma Gawd!! Like, totes magotes, Hoe!!!! You look soo delish. Every bro in guelph is gonna wanna taaaap thaaat!!!!"

Whore Zone member #1: "Thanks betch!!"

By-stander: "Ew, look at those small-town aberzombie bros and hoes doing the nasty in van goghs... vom dot com."

by notamemberofwhorezone May 4, 2009

abercrombie

Abercrombie: a clothing boutique were fag guys go to were shirts that make there puny little muscles stand out. A shop were girls can look like they are wearing nothing but thread and can get easily laid. Were girls know the only way they can get a guy is to wear a slut costume. AKA Prep central

OMG Haileigh like that is so hot we'll get laid tonight by Jordan!
Like OMG Chrissy that sounds awwsome we should were pieces of a shirt for a SKIRT! OMG that is so fetch!

by Trish April 3, 2005

abercombie and fitch

Store that you could never take your mother into bc shed faint just looking at the ads and u wouldnt want to anyway cuz they're clothing is thin low-quality trash for an exorbitant price

A preppie, particularly an abnormally stupid one who doesn't understand the concepts of price and quality

Look at those little Abercrombie and Fitch girls freezing over there in their $70 crapola sweaters.

by Bex October 11, 2003

ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH

clothes meant for white people just look at the catalogs and models

Hmm... No African-Americans in this catalog. No wonder they don't let black people even work in the stores

by virt1983 July 17, 2005

Abercrombie

a crap store that rich little preppies shop at. it is despised by all people with common sense.

'dude. abercrombie is retarded.'

by Janine April 1, 2005

abercrombie and fitch

Official Nazi clothing.

"Hey did you know A&F got in trouble for not employing any black or other minorities?"

by Mangos May 13, 2005

Abercrombie and Fitch

Abercrombie and Fitch began way back when in the 1950's, during the McCarthy Era, but then it was known as Communism. The Abercrombie and Fitch Lifestyle, like that of the Communist Lifestyle, promotes working for the good of the whole. However, in both Lifestyles, the whole has no fockin' idea what its doing. Abercrombie and Fitch represents everything that is wrong with America; it sells you a shirt that says "Wisconsin: Smell Our Derrierre" as a way of saying "Hey look we're funny," when in truth it isn't. Of course, people who tend to wear Abercrombie find this sort of humour amusing, because they can't think of anything more original themselves. If you want to be a part of the Abercrombie crowd, forget about having a personality, overspend your money to buy the shirts that they all have, and start drinking to lose yourself in the guilt that you just gained by dropping your real persona. Go to unnecessary house parties, and BAM! You just made your life into an Abercrombie life.

Me: Hey Christy, how ya doin'?
Christy: OMIGAWD! Like, do you like my new Abercrombie shirt? I bought it to, like, coordinate with my totally HOT new Burberry handbag! Like OMIGAWD!
Me: Fockin' Republicunt.

by Sultan of Swing March 14, 2005