shit me bol

An alternative to "fuck me" although you're adding "bol" at the end, which is boy. Also can be used in replace of "are you kidding me," "really", or "seriously"

Person 1: Man my house caught on fire
Person 2: shit me bol

by agaishrkdnxksjsbj April 1, 2017

me mow

As I find myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami, I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell Ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek I feel like pool water oozes from the air.

"Where'd you get that big tog?"
"Me mow."

by memowboy October 4, 2022

me-osis

An "advanced" form of I-itis.

Disgusted adult sitting on a park bench: Look at that spoiled-rotten kid on the playground! He's got the worst case of me-osis that I've ever seen!

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

Don’t water in me

Don’t cum in me.

Please don’t water in me. You don’t have a condom on.

by Jmaktheknife June 21, 2024

hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.

Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.

by one more fizzle May 25, 2011

Watermelon me

When you are texting someone and they send you a watermelon emoji, it is to get your attention if you dont answer quick enough.

Did you just watermelon me?
Why did you watermelon me?
Sorry for watermeloning you.

by Nelson-Mortimer June 5, 2018

me when

uhm...m e w h e n ?

some random ahh guy whose name starts with an a (idk Aaron, Alex, Alexander-): me when

some random ahh guy 2: when the

3: the you

4: wat

by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025