Don't JP23 Me

The act of tipping a bartender to roofie someone's drink without their consent. AKA "Don't date rape me, bro." Inspired by the bravery, courage, and resilience of Samantha, and all the women and men who stepped forward to share their experiences.

Background: Based on a true story years-in-the-making in Downtown Fullerton, California. see foxladotcom/news/drinks-spiked-at-fullerton-bar-later-raped

Person A: Hey, can you watch me drink?
Person B: Sure thing!
Person A: But don't JP23 me, though!

In solidarity with victims & survivors of sexual assault, we see you, we hear you. Not one more. #MeTooMovement #MeToo
If you're reading this, pass along the message that consent matters! End sexual assault.

by NorthOC4lyfe August 28, 2021

Now, a mf like me

When you are going to say something that the majority of whomever you are talking too, will disagree with.

*super straight guys* "smash or pass james charles, i would never smash"
*Me* "Now, a mf like me."
"bruh you gay asl"

by Paven av Keegistan August 3, 2022

Burger me

The suggestion of eating ones 'burger', usually suggested by the female to the male. The female sex-unit kind of looks like a burger from the side, hence the term 'burger me.'

girl: '*moans* baby, burger me'
guy: 'say no more *as he starts the preparation phase to consume her PBP (Private Burger Parts)*'

by VirginKing030 September 25, 2018

No. Jordan's trying to make me move a finger so no I won't to that.

You are the idiots who let the fucking kids get murder and not only did the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance NOT protect your kids but it actively got kids killed and I told you not to do that. So YOU fucking prove it because it is YOUR job and not MY job. You're the one who fucked up here. You are the one who needs to make it right and blaming me for you not taking instructions or even doing your due diligence it when YOU are the one who need to take the blame. YOU take the blame and YOU prove it and then YOU pay me for what YOU took because the benefits THEY gain from MY work did not come from YOU before YOU did nothing.

Hym "No. Jordan's trying to make me move a finger so no I won't to that. I'm already lifting more fingers than anybody in the history of humanity I don't think I should have to lift more fingers. I think the INVESTIGATION PLACE- THE PLACE WHOSE ENTIRE EXISTENCE REVOLVES AROUND INVESTIGATE and can DO THAT FOR ME in exchange for the TAX DOLLARS you have ALREADY TAKEN... AND HAVE... IN YOUR POCKETS... And then YOU do... That. You prove that. I did my due diligence. I lived in it for 10 years and then proven that I can tell the difference between THAT and my own mind. I know for a fact it is proveable and I told YOU exactly how YOU could prove it and instead of proving it you did this. I'm not doing shit other than child murder about it bitch. Do you want more of that or less of that? Because YOUR BEHAVIOR would indicate you want to of it."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

me generation

Refers to the person who uses their cellular communication device for nothing but taking selfies. The only thing they contribute to any situations is near identical photo's of themselves posted to social media.

Lars has gone on a me generation vacation. Now that he's botoxed his face, you can't really tell his vacation photos apart from the ones he took on previous vacations - every picture looks the same: Lars with a different background.
Turn the camera around sometime.

by the REAL Lex Complex October 25, 2018

you made me full

usually when a person is eating, someone says something that makes you feel full.

often times this can usually mean that you’re upset, grossed out or mad at someone because of what they said

person 1: *eats*
person 2: “you look like a pig, stop stuffing your face.”
person 1: “you made me full since you said such a comment like that.”

by wowbella March 9, 2022