took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

me

a fucking joke

kill me

by averagewarcriminal February 15, 2022

Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Me Digital Footprint

Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Me Digital Footprint

Daniel Hernandez's Tattoos Are An Art Therapy Version Of Me Digital Footprint

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Muffle-me-puffer

A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)

Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!

by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009

Watermelon me

When you are texting someone and they send you a watermelon emoji, it is to get your attention if you dont answer quick enough.

Did you just watermelon me?
Why did you watermelon me?
Sorry for watermeloning you.

by Nelson-Mortimer June 5, 2018

knocks me sick

common scouse phrase used instead of 'makes me feel sick', 'grosses me out' or 'freaks me out'.

'he knocks me sick'
'nah i can't touch polystyrene it proper knocks me'
'beans genuinely knock me sick'
'just watched that ted bundy thing and it proper knocked me sick'

by L25imm May 10, 2022

Show me your bobbies day

You now have ten minutes to show your boyfriend your bonkers or he wont give u funny medicine anymore

“Hey, it is April 16, Yk, theyou have ten minutes to show me your bobbies day”
“Bet😏”

by Vyper7856 April 15, 2022