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Powder cocaine. It is called work because cooking it into crack is the closest thing black people do to actual work.
"In here cooking dope, whipping up the work" - Gucci Mane, Block Party
by 2Lighterz December 31, 2011
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Work boyfriend/girlfriend

A flirtatious relationship that doesn’t leave the workplace; Commonly found in restaurants.
My boyfriend/girlfriend would kill me if he found out about Jason, my work boyfriend/girlfriend!

I made out with my work boyfriend/girlfriend in the walk-in-cooler today!
by Loc0Gring0 January 11, 2022
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work boots

how do u bankrupt a nigger?

put his welfare check in his work boots
by niggerhater666....mattc February 25, 2011
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Doing Work

Cliff: Hey, where's Ross?
Trevor: Probably home, doing work.
Cliff: But I thought he worked at... Ohhhhhhhh.
by imacat_meow August 25, 2007
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Workaround

When trying to accomplish a task in a bureaucratic environment (the DMV for example), the typically lazy civil servants will refer you to an office, who's occupants will refer you back to the same office, until you proceed to either lay on the floor in fetal position, or pull out a .357 and try to kill as many people you can so the dogs stop barking.
A typical workaround:

You: Excuse me, is this the transcript office?

Officious Prick: Yes it is.

You: I need this error on my transcript repaired.

Officious Prick: Oh, I see, that needs to be fixed by the transcript error department, it's 3 blocks down and across the highway.

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...30 minutes later

You: Hi, was referred here by the transcript department, I need this error fixed.

Visibly Bored Mixed Ethnicity Clerk: Oh, we only fix errors within the system, not outside. You need to see the transcript department. bureaucracy

You: Did you just hear a dog bark?
by Abortionator200 August 11, 2008
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Work Slut

Female in a work environment that dominates the projects; setting unreasonable deadlines while maintaining the slut archetype and occasionally being a tease.
Alex: I can't take this...our work presentation is due in two monthes and Taylor wants it done this weekend.
Justin: Wow, she's a total work slut.
by Erva-Mate February 25, 2009
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wookubus

canadian dude who runs a website and i think he's like 64.
hey wook, ban this nig.
by nrok December 5, 2003
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