A 32-bit operatijng system designed by the Microsoft corporation. Favored by many users due to its ease of use, deprecated by many geeks because of a myriad of reasons, and Yet Another thing to have a religious war about.
by Dennis October 15, 2003
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Tired of playing with the dock and dashboard widgets, the mac user opened up Internet Explorer: Mac Edition to create anti-microsoft definitions on urbandicionary.
Meanwhile, the Windows user played Half-Life 2, glad he had an OS with developers.
Meanwhile, the Windows user played Half-Life 2, glad he had an OS with developers.
by cynical1 July 25, 2008
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a shitty operating system created by a monopoly. Commonly used by idiots who are too stupid to RTFM. The only feature that Windoze has that Linux doesn't is the BSOD, commonly seen by Windoze users.
by I hate winblows November 11, 2003
Get the Windoze mug.Glass panes common in the walls of buildings, especially sky scrapers, allowing people inside to see the outside and to let light in.
Windows have been around for thousands of years, although they were originally just holes in the walls of buildings, without any glass panes.
Windows should not be confused with the remarkably unstable and virus-susceptible Windoze.
Windows have been around for thousands of years, although they were originally just holes in the walls of buildings, without any glass panes.
Windows should not be confused with the remarkably unstable and virus-susceptible Windoze.
Yesterday, I was wondering if it was raining or not, so I looked outside through the windows and saw that it was, in fact, raining. Without my windows, I could have gotten wet.
by Glasshole June 23, 2004
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verb; the act of consuming window pane LSD which is when LSD has been absorbed or encapsulated by a gelatin substrate. Also known as window licking, window pane or 4-way . the end result of this action is the experience of powerful hallucinations and sensory distortion in the user that is... just... just fantastic.
verb; the act of consuming window pane LSD which is when LSD has been absorbed or encapsulated by a gelatin substrate. Also known as window licking, window pane or 4-way . the end result of this action is the experience of powerful hallucinations and sensory distortion in the user that is... just... just fantastic.
1Hey Rodolgo, what are you doing later?
-Oh man i was going to go window eating tonight, want to come with?
Sure! is it any good?
- its good! real good! old family shit!
2 gaot any acid?
-sure if want window pane!
-i would love to go window eating
3 what did he just take?
- oh he went window eating and will be tripping his face off!
-Oh man i was going to go window eating tonight, want to come with?
Sure! is it any good?
- its good! real good! old family shit!
2 gaot any acid?
-sure if want window pane!
-i would love to go window eating
3 what did he just take?
- oh he went window eating and will be tripping his face off!
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Jennifer becomes a hockey widow every year during the hockey season because Justin is the coach of the town's Bantam hockey team.
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Brutus: Who cares what Okra Windbag says? Why do you depend on these media gurus to make your mind up for you? Think for yourself.
2. In the Del Webb's High Sierra casino in Lake Tahoe, Nevada I saw an "adult" entertainment show called "Bottoms Up '87". Its jokes had 4th-grade sex humor, racist and anti-religious humor, a drag queen chopper chick karaoke of Bruce Springsteen's "Fire" (this was the best part) and a minstrel show skit called "So You Want To Be Black" featuring an "Okra Windbag" (and she was in blackface getup too!). Juvenile and dumb. I kept calling up a waitress and she kept serving me free drinks. All the dumb white trailor trash moms in the theater room ate it all up.
Brutus: Who cares what Okra Windbag says? Why do you depend on these media gurus to make your mind up for you? Think for yourself.
2. In the Del Webb's High Sierra casino in Lake Tahoe, Nevada I saw an "adult" entertainment show called "Bottoms Up '87". Its jokes had 4th-grade sex humor, racist and anti-religious humor, a drag queen chopper chick karaoke of Bruce Springsteen's "Fire" (this was the best part) and a minstrel show skit called "So You Want To Be Black" featuring an "Okra Windbag" (and she was in blackface getup too!). Juvenile and dumb. I kept calling up a waitress and she kept serving me free drinks. All the dumb white trailor trash moms in the theater room ate it all up.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 26, 2010
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