Water the Bed

To water or harvest marijuana

If I don't go water the bed then I won't have any weed to sell.

by SwagMafia July 16, 2016

Water Sog

A water sog is a type of dog who is just so sexy they also like minors they are great animals for the fam but they also shit themselves

oh shit water sog just shit on my walls!

by ed warren 🤬💔 November 13, 2020

Taki water

Water mixed with taki chips to make it spicy

Man 1 “yo I just had so much taki water”
Man 2 “I hope u don’t get high”

by Taki master January 18, 2021

Water barrel

Referring to a man with a belly - especially with a rounded beer gut.

“You’ ve grown yourself a bit of a water barrel haven’t you mate?!”

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 13, 2018

Dicky Waters

Dicky waters is when you secretly insert your flaccid penis into the opening of a water bottle and shake it around for a few seconds so that the entirety of the bottles contents have made content with your penis. You then hide the seemingly normal water bottle in plain sight and wait for an unsuspecting victim. Once your victim places the bottle to their lips and begins to drink the water (which has been dicked) you must yell "Dicky Waters!" and wait for their reaction. The best part about dicky waters is that since the act is virtually undetectable, one does not necessarily have to commit it. Simply exclaiming "Dicky Waters!" is enough for your victim to believe they have drank the cock water and spit it all out in disgust. For best results, attempt this act in a large group.

"hey did u hear that Alex got Dicky Waters'd in the cafeteria at lunch?"

"no way dude, thats sooo fucked up!"

by BigShplaid789 November 22, 2021

Sour Water

Odorous dump.

"Go away, Daddy's full of sour water." - Rodney Ruxin

by High on Life October 4, 2015

Bucket of water

Any orifice (other than a mouth) that, from overuse, has stretched well beyond the circumference of the largest of penises, making anyone engaging in penetration with it unable to feel the walls on either side. It may even splash.

Guy 1: I heard Rico is into fisting now.

Guy 2: I know! I hit that last week and it was like fucking a bucket of water!

by RedWynn1982 April 21, 2020