Van Notee Special

When you sling your meat into a lady then drive her to a relatives grave and tell her this is her last stop, that's the best she's ever going to have.

I gave Sheldon the Van Notee Special last night, she hasn't been seen since.

by Operatorfailure January 18, 2021

man with a white van

I don't know him but he is very trustworthy and honest so if he says he has candy, you best get in the van.

Vanman: hey kid d'you want some candy?

Child: I sure do mister.

Vanman: then get in the van.

Kid1: I heard there's a man with a white van on the corner.

Kid2: I'm gonna ask if he has some candy

by Not a vanman June 28, 2021

Van

candy shop

hey kids want some candy come in my van!😁

by yeetthefeet July 13, 2020

Van Vag

Road head for van lifers

Brother, i scored some crazy van vag last night!

by hamblr March 20, 2023

Vans

A pair of shoes for people who skateboard but they look like shit

John: I got new pair of vans

Joe: vans are shit

by Ur mom 136 April 12, 2020

Vans

Shoes that are made for skating, mostly not used by skaters. Vans is popular with us, queer people. Idk why

I love seeing those gay couples with vans shoes

by Itsyoboimilo July 18, 2022

Van-Austin

A really short guy with no bitches

Van-Austin is so lonely I feel sorry for him

by illogical_3 July 31, 2022