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Trump Job

A person who is performing oral sex, first eats a bag of cheetos. They then proceed without washing hands or rinsing their mouth.
My penis is very orange, just like president elect Donald Trump, because my girlfriend gave me a trump job.
by The Real Donald J Trump December 4, 2016
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Trump Moment

Replacing the term "Blond moment." This is a moment so utterly idiotic, that it can easily be compared with the idiocy surrounding and embodying Donald trump.
I was going to get something, but I had a Trump Moment
by Jacomo Dingle January 18, 2017
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Trump touch

Someone who only produces bad things, or someone who turns everything s/he touches into shit. The opposite of Midas touch, where everything King Midas touches turns into gold.
I never ask John for his input because he has that Trump touch. I just know it would be all fucked up.
by moshi_moshi June 5, 2018
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Trump Fuck

When you fuck so bad that you offend your partner and build walls, preventing anyone from getting in again!
Dude 1: What a night! I don't think I'll be going out with Linda again! Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: she's such a trump fuck! Dude 2: too bad bro!
by Sambiase December 13, 2016
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Taking a Trump

You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.
by frishy January 27, 2019
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Trump

A racist person who noone likes except other Trumps. They usually are popular and run for Important office jobs
Sean , Jack , and Donald are a bunch of trumps
by ZankMemeLover November 27, 2016
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trump jr

Someone who looks like Trump and acts like Trump
by Shlabadoo June 16, 2017
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