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Dream Theater 

The songwriters of Dream Theater are up there with the lyrical talent of Bob Dylan, while their melodies remind you of the catchiness of The Beatles.
With a late-night vibe that is similar to that of Tom waits and "Kind of blue" era Miles Davis (but more "pure") they produce a type of "roots" music that is so authentic and honest that it would even turn "The Band" and Hank Williams into musical liars. Their guitar solos are raw and heartfelt and have a brilliant sing-along factor to them because of the "less is more" attitude of Petrucci's playing: they stick with you for the rest of your days: You won't get rid of his well chosen notes.
The average DT fan is a charismatic jazz-cat with a great love for for things that are "real" in life. Surrounded by "James Dean-cool" they hate sience fiction, mathematics and digital. They are extremely popular with the ladies because of their romantic urge and their ability to play "Dream Theater songs" on the piano for the girl by moonlight...
Taken from Jack Kerouac's "On the Road": "Rawlins and I decided to sharp up for the big night. "latch on to some of these towels and razors and we'll spruce up a bit. Let's dig some dream theater and check out some cute dolls..."

Bob Dylan on Dream Theater: The first time I heard Dream Theater on AM radio back in '56, I knew that I would never work for the man..."
Dream Theater by Hans Hitmachine September 18, 2005
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Special treatment

When girlfriend wants to reward you with a bj performed in a special way .
Did she give you a special treatment? Yep man she s been amazing
Special treatment by n.c10 April 22, 2018

The Jeff treatment 

Going home on your long weekend off of work and giving your wife the shocker, followed by a chili dog and finishing up with a dirty sanchez.
I got off work and went right home and proceeded to give my wife the Jeff treatment.
The Jeff treatment by odell October 29, 2004

The Presidential Treatment

The act of grabbing an unsuspecting victims genitals without asking for permission.
I moved on her like a bitch and grabbed her right right by the p-ssy! Yep, I gave her the Presidential Treatment.
The Presidential Treatment by KingPC November 11, 2016

Movie Theater 

When your walking down an isle in a movie theater and a fat guy shoves a dildo up your ass while your trying to get by him.
-aww damnit! i just got movie theatered again!

-i dont want to go down this isle. im afraid that fat guy's going to movie theater me.
Movie Theater by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008

King's Treatment 

the best version of the blumpkin: while you're on the toilet a woman makes you a sandwich and gives you a beer, then gives you a blow job while you take a dump. (optional: some pot, football game on tv in bathroom)
guy 1: dude, i just got a king's treatment!
guy 2: whats that?
guy 1: something you'll never get.
King's Treatment by iwan the mexican December 24, 2009

teatowel holder 

Bumhole (think about it)not the hooks, the ones u push the teatowel into. Also known as a balloon knot
I love when u stick your finger in my teatowel holder
teatowel holder by Ho! July 21, 2006