iPod touch

Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.

I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!

by Windows10Hater September 5, 2012

yo ma let me touch

Not so popular pick-up line very suave people use. It always works.

"Yo ma let me touch."

by mikeschneider May 22, 2006

thechameleon

1. Also known as Cam Man, Killah Cam, and Everybody's Favorite Lizard Boy.
2. Moron
3. See "Glaiven Knight"

Look at the fat kid!
Yah, he told Rebel to fuck himself.
Oh look, Rebel smashed his face with the Phalanx (see "Phalanx")!

by TheUrbanRebel October 21, 2003

thechatslayer

Sysop

Someone that controls a chat room or Someone who runs and administers a computer system.

Mandythechatslayer kicks a chatter out again..agin..agin..

by yowserbowser aka ima June 23, 2007

touchdownin

serveing it on someone and beating or winning over someone so much better its like making a touchdown because your so much better then them

Fred:dude your servin it you cant miss one hoop Lil-G:naw im just touchdownin on ya

by LIL-GE March 31, 2009

Touch Poker

A form of poker...with added benefits. Rewards are set prior to the game. Like strip poker, no money is involved...but unlike strip poker, no clothing is removed. Instead, a player's losses are paid for by touch often while blindfolded. The person with the best hand gets to touch one of the people playing, anywhere. The only catch: no clothing is removed.

Joe: Dude last night, I got to feel Katie up. Touch Poker for the win!
Bob: So jealous! Maybe we can play tonight!

by truestorybrahh November 18, 2010

Touchaaa

When on has a massive shit that hits the water before snapping off

Woo Hoo I've just done a touchaaa, must have been that massive bowl of carbonara

by Shedz June 29, 2011