Crumpets and Tea

to shit and then piss on the shit after laying it down on a females preast region

i just served that funky ho some crumpets and tea, bitch.

by Daveeeeed June 30, 2008

Tea Party

3.) Tea Party members are Americans who are tired of political lies on both sides of the isle, they are tired of excessive and abundantly wasteful government spending, and they are tired of those who embrace mediocrity as a means to get by rather then embraces the historically rare and unheard of opportunity presented by this incredible republic. That being: the chance to make of ones self that which one desire, without persecution, and without hindrance.

4.) The Tea Party is a group of people whose ideals are terrifying to those who embrace the large and powerful government philosophy, those who crave power, control, and see humanity as pawns on a chess board. Yet the Tea Party, despite being branded as racist, hate mongers, Nazis, Anti-Semites, and a plethora of other less then desirable terms, surges forward through non-violent, productive exercises in education, service and awareness to the cause of freedom. They fight for freedom of speech, religion, the right to bare arms etc. so much so, that they would even fight for progressives, liberals and blinded Americans to continue to have the freedom to launch grenades of outlandish, hateful, vile, and grotesquely inaccurate lies though the media and to ears and minds of the America people in a desperate attempt to discredit the Tea Party.

"The Tea Party is actually fighting for the rights of everyone!! Incredible!!"

by Texas Patriot (One Individual) September 16, 2011

Tea Bagged

A term used by CB'ers when another signal so solidly over powers the conversation already at hand so that the original conversation cannot be heard at all thus repesenting a virtual full cock in the mouth. Usually a funny thing is said or a slam.

What CB'er 1 said ... "and so I was walking the dog and when I came back home my wife was setting out key lime pie, and it was really good."

What CB'er 2 heard - ... "and so I was walking my dog and came back home and my wife was" 'GIVING ME A BLOW JOB' "and it was really good."

Thus producing the reply from CB'er 2 "Dude! You just got Tea Bagged!"
Followed by the Tea Bagger and everyone else on the channel laughing.

by LayItOnYou July 20, 2008

Tea Bagger

A person, usually on a CB Radio, who waits for the right time to insert a comment in someone elses conversation, thus changing the entire meaning of the sentence intent. This is done by a more powerful voice, signal, or a closer proximity to the hearer. Thus effectively filling the mouth and leaving embarassing virtual nut marks on the talker.

What was actually said "We went to play golf and on hole number seven I nailed the ball, I could hardly believe it! I really had to rub it in!"

What everyone else heard due to a slick Tea Bagger "We went to play golf and on hole number seven I 'shit my pants', I could hardly believe it! I really had to rub it in!"

by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008

tea baggin'

the act of sucking on someone's balls usually refered to as a homosexual act

Dude, those two were tea baggin' last night.

by none December 30, 2004

tea bagging

to position ones sack on another ones fore head and letting the shlong drape between the eyes.

i thought i was turning in to an elepahnt, then realised it was a penis, i was being tea bagged

by Bob Denne January 27, 2004

Tea Party

A group of ordinary Americans not bound by a political party or an agenda united for the principles of our Founding Fathers, such as Liberty, frugality, and limited government.

I will organize a Tea Party to help educate and unite our fellow citizens.

by FaithHopeAndLove September 16, 2011