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Baby Cream

A man's cum.

Term is especially fitting when a man is having sex with a women without using protection of any sort.
God dammit Demetrius... I ain't on the pill no more and you got this baby cream all up in me, I ain't got time for this!!!
by theflash78 April 8, 2013
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Baby-Whipped

To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.
Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.
by wordsmithzy November 19, 2011
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Grease Baby

(Verb) To have unprotected sex with a pizza. Can be performed by both genders.
I’m thinking about grease babying tonight, would you like to join me?
by Spicy lemons July 18, 2019
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Blush Baby

A person that gets flustered very easily.
Person 1: Hey, looking really good and sexy today!
Person 2: Th-thanks.. *currently blushing*
Person 1: You're such a "blush baby!"
by elimswtf_alt December 18, 2021
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Waste a baby

When one proceeds to masturbate and excrete large (or if masturbation has occurred far too frequently) very small amounts of "semen", then one has, in effect, "Wasted a baby" ...
Example 1:

"Dude, Elle is so HOT! Just looking at her makes me want to waste a baby!!"

Example 2:

Person 1 - "What the hell is that smell?"

Person 2 - "I know, it smells like i couldn't help but waste a baby ..."

Person 1 - "Fuck you."
by 2BC and The Syklops April 27, 2009
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Piss baby

Somebody who throws a tantrum when they don’t get their way. Often times they will go out of their way to make other people’s lives more difficult if they don’t get to control every situation.
Me: my entire family has to do whatevar my grandpa wants or else he’ll make our lives a living hell.
Friend: what a piss baby
by Flowerfliff June 20, 2021
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Baby Bump

A very obnoxious and grating way to say someone's pregnant. An extremely annoying buzz word used by tabloid-style news outlets to have people storm the comment section to complain about the use of this horrendous and ridiculous expression. hence free traffic, you clever dudez!
"in the name of all that is good STOP SAYING "BABY BUMP !!!"
by Spyan January 22, 2020
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