shit like a racehorse

Taking a dump with a massive amount of poop. This term usually doesn't apply to a quick power poop with only a couple of small turds.

After the big supper I ate last night my first priority was to shit like a racehorse this morning.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 26, 2006

Shit detail

A bullshit job in the military or police force. A position on a weak, dead-end investigation.

"Johnson's a prick, give him the shit detail." (Often used on the HBO police drama The Wire.)

by seshins January 31, 2009

Shit-thinking

The time in which you are taking a shit, and you are pondering on ideas that you have. During this period, you have enhanced focus since you are making bowel movement, resulting in increased creativity. It is a phenomenon that occurs every time we take a shit.

"I was shit-thinking yesterday, and I had a great idea for a novel." or "I think Albert Einstein was shit-thinking when he came up with E=MC^2!"

by h3rM1T_p3N9u1N July 25, 2009

catch shit

To receive excessive blame for

Whenever I forget to take out the trash, I catch shit from my mom.

by richard dot com February 26, 2007

shitajiki

It's a thin plastic board, usually about 7X10 inches. Often with drawings of various manga or anime (you can get all sorts of non-anime as well). They're meant to be used as a flat surface to put paper over and draw, but they're more usually used as collectors items nowadays.

I'm selling this shitajiki from <insert anime here> for <insert price here>.

by Aceizace April 16, 2004

Shit Smuggler

Describes someone who has an odouress disposition.

Clive stunk like a shit smugglers duffel bag.

by blackninja980 October 4, 2007

shit chewer

Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.

Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.

Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.

Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.

'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'

by Mister Rat November 8, 2009